Monday, February 2, 2009

If it's Monday, It Must Be a Wardrobe Malfunction

No, don't call me "Janet" (or "Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty." :-P) This morning was living proof that a) the deities exist and b) they have a rip-roaring sense of humor.

So here's the background: we don't have a washer and dryer at our apartment, so our laundry routine consists of doing laundry about once a month (or more often, if the wee one has been sick.) I looked at Mt. Clothesmore last night and realized that it was too late to washing something up in the sink and hope it would dry by morning, so I dug through my closet and found a clean top and a clean pair of black slacks. Ah, bliss....

I get dressed the following morning and meet my carpool. So far, so good. And then I sit down and I realize two things simultaneously. 1) My zipper is kaput and 2) one pants leg is slightly lower than the other one because it's come unhemmed.

Egads.

Fortunately, I don't work with the public at all, and my top is long enough to cover the zipper. But still---yeah, it was a Monday. And I bet the deities are having a celebration over this particular prank. :-P

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